Shop at Cheeki Breeki Enterprises
We deliver and install all of our products free of charge. Click on each category to expand or collapse.
Food and Cooking
- Bayonet Knife Sets
- Soviet Waffle Irons
- Bear Paw Oven Gloves
- Tap Vodka Filters
- Vodka Dispensers
- Automatic Potato Harvesters
- Automatic Vodka Brewers
- Pre-Burned-Down Kitchens
- End-of-Month Care Packages (Subscription)
- Rent-a-Babushka (Subscription)
Technology and Furniture
- Authentic Low-Resolution TVs
- Soviet Anthem Jukeboxes
- Bass-Boosted Music Speakers
- Squatting Toilets
- Squatting Desks
- Squatting Showers
- Squatting Beds
- Siberian Refrigerator Heaters
- PC Vodka Cooling Systems
- Portable Nuclear Reactors
- Squatting Posts
- Dashcam Entertainment Systems
Home Defense
- Radiation Shielding
- Perimeter Alarms
- Proximity Gopnik Detectors
- Bear Repellent
- Babushka Distress Beacons
- Russian Carpet Trapdoors
- Bear Cages
Clothing
- Custom-Tailored Tracksuits and Sweatpants
- Headphone Ushankas
- Gas-Mask Ushankas
- Squat-Assisting Sneakers
Automobile
- Lada Repair and Tuning
- Engine Vodka Injectors
- Backseat Potato Grills
- Tank Garages
- Tank Resupply and Maintenance
Health
- Radiation Sickness Screening and Treatment
- Intravenous Alcohol Injectors
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